A few things about Twilight New Moon
1. It was worse than I ever could’ve imagined
2. Edward and Bella are in an abusive relationship, right?
3. None of the actors are taking it seriously
4. Everyone gets a look on their face like they’re about to vomit every time they talk. I think they’re trying to express emotion, but it looks like they’re going to vomit.
5. Can’t wait to see Eclipse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this opinion really does represent how every girl sees Twilight. “It’s shit, but I love it!”
Via amandalynferriBetter to starve 14% of American population than allow any Socialism.
–Celebrities get the brunt of stupid people due to their accessibility, especially if they are a part of stuff like twitter.
This was a message that Brent Spiner got.
‘Comedy criticism is basically what a cunt thought of something they didn’t understand’
–- Frankie Boyle
(Just in case you aren’t a dutiful subject of Her Majesty the Queen, this is who I’m talking about.)
Dude claims he time traveled to a universe where The Beatles never broke up. It is a pretty long article so here are the bullet points.
1-Dude stops so his dog can use the bathroom in the desert. He chases after him, trips and gets knocked out.
2-Dude wakes up in a weird house belonging to a Greasy Dude who says he is only 20 feet from where he fell. Dude is confused because he was in the desert and there were no houses in sight.
3- Greasy Dude tells Dude that he is a time travler and helped him because he was badly hurt.
4 - Greasy Dude and Dude talk about this alternate world that he is currently in and they mention music. There are no CDs in this world only Cassette tapes. Dude notices some Beatles mix tapes with new songs. They listen to them and his mind is blown.
5-Dude steals the mix tape and travels back to our universe.
6-Dude posts the songs from the tape online.
7-Everyone thinks Dude is bonkers.
I am not a huge Beatles’ fan, but from what I can tell a few of these are just really well done mashups consisting of solo records + extras (the sound is way to good to be dubbed from cassette). In the FAQs he addresses the mashup issue saying, “The only conclusion I can come up with is even though in the alternate universe The Beatles hadn’t broken up, that didn’t mean their future music ideas disapeared.”
Not a beatles fan, but I love hearing about paranormal stuff like that.
Sleigh Bells - crown on the ground
Just in case you needed to know if your subwoofer works.
A beautiful X-files tribute.
Watch it see why you need to watch this show.
(It’s on weekdays at 6pm on Virgin 1)
When Jack Dee left junior school, his headmaster said: ‘Being a joker is all very well, but it won’t pay the bills.’
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